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यसपाली को गाईजात्रा

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'सबको मालुम् है मै बिहारी नही फिर भि कोही हिन्दी बोल्न दबाब डाले तो मैं क्या करु ?'


हवनकलीः तपाईंको मातृभाषा त मैथिली हैन र -
फोरमानन्दः हो, लेकिन मातृभाषाभन्दा अहिले हाम्को पितृभाषा हि मन पड्ता है ।


हवनकलीः यो नेपाली वर्णमाला राम्रोसंग पढ्नुस् क्यारे ।
फोरमानन्दः हिन्दी भाषामें नेपाली वर्णमाला नही मिलता क्या ?



क-कौन बनेगा, ख-खरबपती, ग- गोली मारो
अ-अरुणाचल, आ-आदमी, इ-इन्तजार


हवनकलीः उप-राष्ट्रखतीज्यू, सपथको बेला किन दौरा सुरुवाल नलगाएको ?
फोरमानन्दः क्यौं हमको बहुत गर्मी होता है । दौरा सुरुवालमे भेन्टिलेसन नही होता है न ।

Damdev......Devi......Aakh bandh Karo Na...Banda aakh mey Itna achhi Lagti ho ki ..............Main sabda mey kaha nahi sakta.





Damdev- dekho, Maine yog Sab ko Nisulka sikhata hu. Maile aap se kavi Paise Maga hey ?
Bhakta-Nahi Swami..Paisa nahi, Rupaye Maga hai.




Hai..Aapne Kaka Bikendra Yadav ko Luck Kiya jaye....Lekin Yeh Hamre Rule ke Khilaf hai. Hum Bikendra Yadav ko Luck kar Nahi sakte hai.



Devi Aur Sajjano, Maii hun Manojtav Bachhan. Ab hum khelne Ja rahe hai "Kaun Banega Rastrapati-2 ' In Nepal.
'1950 mey Nepal ka Chirharn Kisne kiya tha ?


यी माथिका फोटोहरु हाम्रा हाँस्यव्यङ्ग्यकार मनोज गजुरेल को फेसबुक बाट लिइएको हो (with a permission) । यसवर्ष को गाईजात्रा मा मनोज दाइ ले यीनै माथिका सन्दर्भहरु उठाउनुहुने भएको छ । आशा छ, सबैले यसबाट भरपुर मनोरञ्जन गर्नुहुनेछ, अनि गाईजात्रा महोत्सव मा पनि मनोज दाइ को प्रहसन हेर्नु हुनेछ ।

माथि का फोटोहरुको सन्दर्भ मैले भनिरहनु नपर्ला, फोटो र त्यस सहित को क्याप्सन ले नै धेरै कुरा भनिसकेको छ । धन्यवाद !

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  1. NKMAugust 2, 2008 at 8:23 PM

    Looks hilarious!

    happy gaijatra...

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  2. GuestAugust 3, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    हा हा हा हा

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  3. AnonymousAugust 4, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    Update:

    These pics are from his upcoming audio,video cd called "fotocopy"...
    And also, these are his satire for this upcoming gaijatra...

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  4. AnonymousAugust 4, 2008 at 6:22 PM

    GaiJatra Ramailo hune bhayo... ..

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  5. AnonymousAugust 6, 2008 at 3:43 AM

    I think Manoj Gajural is getting popular each day because he is able to adapt to changing scenario. He is very quick to jump on to any new relevant issues. That's the hallmark of sustainable comic artist (who excels on satires).

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  6. AnonymousAugust 16, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    Happy Gaijatra too all .......

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  7. subashAugust 27, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    mali 100000 dam man paryo gonosmajural ko bangya phohorananda jhau li.

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  8. subashNovember 12, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    mali 100000 dam man paryo gonosmajural ko bangya phohorananda jhau li.

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  9. Blogger DaiNovember 12, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    Looks hilarious!

    happy gaijatra...

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  10. Tara BaralAugust 1, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    sarai ramro cha hai a

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